i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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