good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Alive.
So much puke
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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