I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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