i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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