their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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