Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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