Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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