I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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