North Korea, Best Korea!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Help. Why am I so naked?
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