so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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