Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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