White coat. Heels.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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