I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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