just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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