I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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