the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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