Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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