now i know why i became what i already was.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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