Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
