i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You left your phone here
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