they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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