By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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