I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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