omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Sext me about skeletons
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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