Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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