I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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