Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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