covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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