the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My pussy is not your playground.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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