I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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