He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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