Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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