i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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