So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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