i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
high people should be assigned attendants
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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