My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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