she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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