I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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