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her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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