I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
