He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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