i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
