I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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