On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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