Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I love you. Go after that dick
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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