Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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