I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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