just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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