i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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