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yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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