So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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