let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It's official drugs can't kill me
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
