Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Help. Why am I so naked?
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